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The Pointless Aquarium

Real-time fish. They eat, breed, grow old, and judge you.


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The Pointless Aquarium is a Pointless Plus exclusive

A living fish tank that keeps going while you're away — buy fish, keep the water right, and they'll grow up, have babies, and one day die of old age. Neglect them and they'll die of something worse — one of the gloriously unnecessary perks of keeping the arcade's servers humming.

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