How to play

Hit start, then scroll down an absurdly long page as fast as your fingers, wheel, or trackpad allow.

Milestone messages fly past on the way down; they are flavor, not checkpoints.

Smash FINISH at the bottom to stop the clock.

Scoring

• Your score is the total time from start to finish, in milliseconds — lower is better.

Tips

• Keyboard tricks like End or Page Down don't beat a committed flick-scroll rhythm on most devices.
• Don't read the milestones. They know what they're doing.

Frequently asked questions

Does the scroll method matter?

Use whatever your device allows — wheel, trackpad, touch. The clock only cares when you reach the bottom and hit FINISH.